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Buy Back Revenue Coin (But Not Really)
Promise buybacks and revenue sharing while secretly having no intention of doing either!
✨ Fake revenue promises
✨ Non-existent buyback mechanism
✨ Complex tokenomics nobody understands
Utility Token With No Utility
Create a token that claims to have utility but actually serves no purpose whatsoever!
✨ Vague whitepaper promises
✨ Coming Soon™ utility
✨ Governance over nothing
Community-Driven Rug Pull
Let the community think they're in control while you maintain the rug-pulling keys!
✨ Fake community voting
✨ Hidden admin privileges
✨ Gradual liquidity extraction
Deflationary Inflationary Token
Confuse everyone with contradictory tokenomics that somehow do both at once!
✨ Impossible economics
✨ Burns that don't burn
✨ Math that doesn't add up
AI-Powered Moon Mission
Slap "AI" on everything and promise trips to the moon with robot companions!
✨ Buzzword overload
✨ Rocket ship emojis
✨ ChatGPT integration (coming never)
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95% NOT A SCAM
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🌟 Satisfied Scammer Testimonials
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